Like there was any doubt?

So, here's a little piece of news I found out today.

-- The Eagles cut wide receiver/kick returner Bethel Johnson after he failed his physical.

Guess that makes me the one and only choice for KR/PR now doesn't it? Oh, and look at me flying (Eagle-style) up the WR depth chart. This season is just going to be epic for me.

I heard Beth(el) had a major panic attack when he found out I was his competition. That's how he "failed" the physical.