Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Any minute now...

Man, I am all over the Denver press right now. Newspapers, TV... It's a lock. Can't wait to put on that Broncos jersey. This is fate. Destiny. Hometown boy does good. Disney will make a movie about this story. Fuck you, Vince Papaya.

Rock and Roll!

Yep - Denver brought me in for a workout. I'll be signed within the week. Too bad Brandon Marshall is going to have to give up that #15 he wears. I want my old number back, and Mr. DUI is going to hand it over.

Friday, October 26, 2007

It's inevitable.

I worked out for the Carolina Panthers this week. I expect to be signed. The Denver media is still completely on my jock. I would expect the Broncos to call soon. You haven't seen the last of me.

Thursday, October 4, 2007

I am offended!!!

My hometown team, the Denver Broncos, cut their return man Domenik Hixon. I figured they would call me. Instead, they signed some scrub. What is Broncos PR thinking? Not only am I the man for the job, it's my hometown!

Oh, and this just in, the Eagles still suck!