...and the list goes on (#14-#10)

14. Ronnie James Dio
Born: 1942 (year unconfirmed)
Height: 5'4"
Claims to fame: Replaced Ozzy in Black Sabbath. Claims to have invented metal’s franchise “devil horns” hand sign.

I invented those Devil horns! Good thing my lawyer is on speed-dial.

13. Pat Morita
Born: 1932
Height: 5'3"
Claim to fame: Ultimate movie sensei.

Please. I got your "crane techique" right here.

12. Diego Maradona
Born: 1960
Height: 5'5"
Claims to fame: Soccer god. Cheating cunt.

Diego is a coke-head. Definitely not awesome. I do not poison my body in the world I live in.

11. James Madison
1751–1836
Height: 5'4"
Claims to fame: Shortest commander in chief ever. Wrote most of the Constitution.

Kind of awesome. He makes a good beer, too.

10. The Hobbits
Heights: Elijah Wood (a.k.a. Frodo): 5'6"; Sean Astin (a.k.a. Sam): 5'6"; J.R.R. Tolkien (Hobbit honcho, 1892–1973): 5'5"
Claim to fame: Biggest geek heroes of all time.

I'm not even so sure that Hobbits are real.