If it's in the game, it's in the game...my ass

OK, the Hester 100 rating is really pissing me off. I just did 10,000 crunches to relieve the stress but it didn't work. Oh well, all the better for my kick-ass abs.

Thinking of suing EA Sports if I don't get at least a 100 speed rating. Otherwise, it's just soiling my good name.