NFC East preview continued: The Giants.

Ah yes, the G-men. How can I break down this team of underachievers?

Eli Manning: The "other" Manning. Also known as "Mr. Inconsistency, "Peyton Manning's less tealented brother." Bears a striking resemblence to Sloth from The Goonies.

Tiki Barber: Oh, right, this guy quit on his team in the prime of his career.

Plexiglass Burress: An inconsistent player for an inconsisten team. Perfect.

Michael Strahan: See an Orthodontist, big guy.

It will be J-Bloom's pleasure to run back several punts for TD's against these fools.

Eagles win series 2-0. I emulate the jump-shot celebration after each win.