I am NUMBER-FUCKING-ONE!!!!

Oh yeah, another article all about me.

Bloom got a lot of face time after last year's draft because he was just a few months removed from his freestyle skiing experience at the Olympics in Torino, and in part because he'd done some modeling.

That version of himself is gone, he said. Bloom has reshaped his body into an improvement on the one that suited up for the Buffaloes in college, and he didn't hit the slopes last winter.

Anyone who doesn't look at him and think "football player,' he said, doesn't know him that well.

"I don't think I called a fair catch once in Colorado. It's not the way I play," he said. "And the special teams coach here emphasizes the fact that you have to call some fair catches. In this league it's a little bit different, but it's just not the way I play the game."

His recent upturn in prospects isn't likely to round off his edge.

"When you're No. 1 in the world in skiing, or you're at the top of the depth chart, you have to work harder," he said.

Honestly, I don't even know how to call for a fair catch. Coaches have explained it to me, but I only pretended to listen. So, I never called them. And I NEVER will. I AM NUMBER ONE and I work fucking hard. Fair catch? Yeah, I got your fair catch right here.

I am Jeremy-Fucking-Bloom.