Monday, June 4, 2007

Devin Hester moving to Offense. Whatever.

Well, would you look at that, Devin Hester is switching to offense. Know why? Because he is the ultimate offensive weapon? No, that would be me. It's because he is pretty much the worst defensive back ever known in the history of the NFL. Seriously. I'm going to petition to play both ways for the Eagles.

I can just hear it now:

"McNabb to Bloom -- Touchdown!! That's their fourth-scoring hookup of the day!"

"Bloom gets the kickoff....untouched to the goal line! The city of brotherly love rejoices again!"

"Bloom with the interception and you know where this one is going, Eagles fans."

See you in hell, Devin Hester.

4 comments:

Unknown said...

My friend sent this link to me to take a look. You seem pretty full of yourself. You are talented, but your non-stop bragging and whining and self-praise are weaksauce, especially since you really didn't play much last year. You've got some problems. Good job on the gold, get bent for bragging about your football prowess since you have so much to prove.

Unknown said...

you posted my comment. FAKE FAKE FAKE

Anonymous said...

You are right Hester is Nothing but a One Trick Pony he cant defend worth a crap and he wont even be able to go over the middle on recieving routes cuz he will be to afraid to get lit up. Show him how its done Jeremy!!

Anonymous said...

you da man