Another one bites the dust.

Later, Bethel Johnson. Have fun in Houston. I'll just be here returning kicks and punts for touchdowns every Sunday.

Yeah, the return job was always mine, but the Eagles made it official by cutting Bethel Johnson. Johnson signed with Houston. Does Houston even have a team? Who cares.

Does that mean that Johnson is off my "Ball-Boy" jersey list? Hell, no. No one is above suspicion. No one is above the law. Except me....and Steven Seagall. We are above the law. That's awesome-sounding, isn't it? Damn, I rock.