My trip to the White House.
Me and George W. are tight. I was there with the US Olympic ski team. The Prez was signing things right and left. I noticed he was having a difficult time signing things standing up. Went something like this:
G.W.-- "Sure, I can sign that for you. Man, it's hard to sign this standing up. I wish I had something solid to sign on though. Something rock-solid. Like granite, or steel."
He looks my way.
G.W. -- "Bloom, perfect. May I please use your back for a moment. I need your perfect back and shoulder muscles..."
"Say no more, George. Say no more."
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