Lunchables are awesome

Is there a more perfect food than Lunchables? I really like that cool mustard dispenser thing that you fold in half and mustard comes out, you know? Then you get a minty chocolate to top it off! The only thing that could possibly make it better is if they could somehow put all of that good stuff into a Hot Pocket. I don't know how it would work exactly, but it would be kick-ass that's for sure.

But Jeremy -- how could you possibly eat that stuff and still be a world-class athlete? Working out non-stop?

Two words, my friends: Power Juicer.