Man, I am all over the Denver press right now. Newspapers, TV... It's a lock. Can't wait to put on that Broncos jersey. This is fate. Destiny. Hometown boy does good. Disney will make a movie about this story. Fuck you, Vince Papaya.
Yep - Denver brought me in for a workout. I'll be signed within the week. Too bad Brandon Marshall is going to have to give up that #15 he wears. I want my old number back, and Mr. DUI is going to hand it over.
I worked out for the Carolina Panthers this week. I expect to be signed. The Denver media is still completely on my jock. I would expect the Broncos to call soon. You haven't seen the last of me.
My hometown team, the Denver Broncos, cut their return man Domenik Hixon. I figured they would call me. Instead, they signed some scrub. What is Broncos PR thinking? Not only am I the man for the job, it's my hometown!
Oh, and this just in, the Eagles still suck!
No one wants to sign me? Do you all know how fast I am? Plus, I am really, really good-looking. Let me return punts and kickoffs for your NFL team. Please?
Nice return game, Eagles. Good thing it didn't cost you the game. Oh, wait..
So, Andy Reid called me. Asked me to come back. Seriously, this guy has a pair of brass ones doesn't he?
What did I tell him?
Well, they signed Reno Mahe (HA HA HA HA!)
Does that answer your question?
Word.
Andy Reid gets the Gas Face.
I still can't believe I was cut.
Plus, no teams apparently want to sign me.
Am I down? Me? Jeremy Bloom? On the contrary. I've been working out. My 40 time is down to 4.15. It's just a matter of time before I get back in the league.
I will be recounting my final hours as an Eagle soon. Lots of words were exchanged. I now know who left the Ball Boy jersey in my locker. Stay tuned.
Gotta go work out again. My agent is also calling.
