Oh, come on.

No one wants to sign me? Do you all know how fast I am? Plus, I am really, really good-looking. Let me return punts and kickoffs for your NFL team. Please?

I knew they would call.

Nice return game, Eagles. Good thing it didn't cost you the game. Oh, wait..

So, Andy Reid called me. Asked me to come back. Seriously, this guy has a pair of brass ones doesn't he?

What did I tell him?

Well, they signed Reno Mahe (HA HA HA HA!)

Does that answer your question?

Word.

Andy Reid gets the Gas Face.

I'm as shocked as you are.

I still can't believe I was cut.

Plus, no teams apparently want to sign me.

Am I down? Me? Jeremy Bloom? On the contrary. I've been working out. My 40 time is down to 4.15. It's just a matter of time before I get back in the league.

I will be recounting my final hours as an Eagle soon. Lots of words were exchanged. I now know who left the Ball Boy jersey in my locker. Stay tuned.

Gotta go work out again. My agent is also calling.